Wedding Belles

I was a bit slack in my ushering duties as I had to pick up my bro's kids and only got to the church 10 minutes before the service. I was asked how the ushering was going and said I'd pretty much neglected it; just as I answered the vicar walked past and advised me everyone was starting to sit in the wrong seats.
A few requests for people to move later and my minimal responsibilities were taken care of. Cheers to Callum, the other usher, who stood outside the church for almost an hour and handed out all the hymn sheets.

There's always someone at a wedding that wanders off when it's time to get their photo taken. Bride, groom, best man, usher and bridesmaids waiting for my late arrival. Bride and groom flanked by proud parents.
The wedding was slightly unorthodox in that the bride and groom's 3 kids were christened half way through the ceremony and I had the honour of being a godparent; I wonder what age it's suitable to introduce kids to skateboarding and hip hop music?